Yeah, fosters isn't as big over here as they make it out to be from what I have seen on TV/movies etc...
We also don't have those really big cans of fosters that you guys seem to think we all drink.

Chees Fries? Have no idea what they are. But they sound about as Australian as Bill Clinton.

From my research I have concluded that there are two types of Australian accent.

Australian Accent
And American/Australian Accent.

American Australian Accent is what all americans do when they try australian. Kinda half english cockney and canadian accent or something...

And when you guys say "Aussie"
It comes out as "Uss-ey"
When it is more like "Ozzie"
Oh yeah and while I am at it.
Emus.
They are emus.
Not E-Moos
Say "Eem - U-s"

That is all for now...