Yes , as the title suggests what is the dodgiest bodge you have ever performed on a car to keep it on the road that little bit longer? and yes for those that have seen the ABC series of the same name we are aware that you can use a tree limb tied in with fencing wire thru the floorplan of an EH holden when the crossmember collapses but let's keep it realistic..

I'm sure this will pale in significance to what others can offer up but here goes -
Had my rear quarter window of my camira smashed in by some nocturnal species a few days before going on a trip down south.. not wanting to eat into the entertainment budget and paying pretty much what I'd bought the car for , I had to fashion a quick fix. So necessity being the mother of invention I knew I had a metre of perspex handy, which I cut to a quickly traced template on cardboard. after some adjustment with an anglegrinder and eventually finding the bolt to remove the inner frame it was in, and notwithstanding it being the only non-tinted sidewindow and the non-glasslike scratches caused during installation - who would have known? so much so that it was forgotten until long after I had sold the car..