The local postman was finally retiring after many years of service delivering mail throughout his area.
On his last day on the job, doing his rounds he was lucky to get some gifts from the locals happy with his service over the years.
The first home he delivered mail to he recieved a gold watch from a gratefull old lady.
The second home he dropped mail to he recieved a box of hand made chocolates.
This continued throughout the day, and towards the end of his shift he knocked on the door of a house to deliver a package. The door opened and there stood a woman in nothing but a black G string.
She took him inside and straight upstairs to give him an extra special "present".
About an hour later the woman went back down stairs, leaving him in bed quite happy with his final day on the job. She came back upstairs after a few minutes with a cup of tea and a $5 note tucked between the cup and saucer.
The postman thanked her for the past hour and the cup of tea... but then asked "what the $5 was for?"
She told him, that she had asked her husband what to get the postman to say thankyou for all the years of delivering the mail... to which he replied- "f**k him, give him $5." the woman then said_" But the cup of tea was my idea".

hahaha classic dude