Five ways for men to have a happy life

1. It is important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It is important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It is very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

A-men

If life was only that simple.

I wouldn't mind if I had a woman at all

6. It is important to have a woman who has hobbies and friends and who doesn't pine away the time just waiting for you to finish working on your car or return from a car event.

You're all bloody mad.......

I've got my hands full with just one

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My girlfriend doesn't even have hobbies, so finding a spare hour or two to work on the car is like finding gold.
PS. I dont find gold very often

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I agree, I have a GF like that, I used to have a pining GF - makes life unessecary painful.

All girls need independance, and their own hobbies. Dependancy is something for babies - not girlfriends.

Girlfriends/wifes with no hobbies are a pain. "How long will you be" blah blah..blah

..But some of us do have a problem with spending too much time on their Datto. I know I don't have time to satisfy most girl's definition of a 'relationship', so I'm not even bothering to promise time anymore.

Any friends with no hobbies can be a pain in the ass. I'll be under the car and get a call about nothing in particular..that annoys me too. I should turn off my phone when I'm working on the car. I really hate being disturbed in the middle of work.

my gf wants me to build her a purple 1200 sedan..

only problem is the boss (my mother) wont let me store another car at our house!