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1200rallycar
build your own joke - "what he really means is"
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thought it might be a bit of fun..... should pick up the idea pretty quick


-I dunno what happened the diff centre just blew up on the way to the milk bar
"what he really means is"
-I put it in reverse just to get it rolling backwards and then slammed 1st as quick as possible

Posted on: 2012/7/17 12:56
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Re: build your own joke - "what he really means is"
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or one i see on rally results all the time next to non-finshers...

Suspension damage
"what he really means is"
the navigator said right and i went left, bounced through the gutter into a stump and now the wheel is pushed into the floor pan

Posted on: 2012/7/17 12:58
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How's this-

What I said was- I need a third ute, and it's only $1000.
What I meant was- I don't need but want a third ute and it'll end up costing #OOPS# knows how much!

Does that work?

Posted on: 2012/7/17 13:23
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-the engine had some previous damage and let go on the dyno.
"what he really means is"
-we leaned it out way too much on the dyno and popped an apex seal.

Posted on: 2012/7/17 13:54
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I have a good rally one!
Driver: "Co-driver called left 3, so I drove to his call."
What he really meant was...
"Co-driver called left 3, but I thought he said ROLL 3...4...5...and a half!"

Posted on: 2012/7/17 13:57
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what he said was - it has 80,000 original miles

what he meant was - these silly old cars only go up to 99,999 and god knows how many times it's done that



this reminds me, i was watching midnight mods on youtubethe other day, they had a fresh import from japan, speedo says 95,000km, sticker on engine says timing belt was changed at 97,000kms....lol

Posted on: 2012/7/17 14:06
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what he says: "yes dear"

what he means is "i didnt sign up for this sh!t"

Posted on: 2012/7/17 15:30
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What he said was - Hold my beer while I show you this trick.
What he meant was - I hope your insurance is up to date.

Or probably how it normally turns out...

What he said was - Hold my beer while I show you this trick.
What he meant was - Hold my beer while I show you this trick AND don't drink it you wanker...

Posted on: 2012/7/17 16:54
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What he said was .... I am just going down the back shed for a tick
What he meant was .... No, I am not mowing the lawn this weekend

Posted on: 2012/7/18 8:17
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"Yes I hear you babe"

What he really meant was,


"Wish she would shut up so I can focus on what to do to my ute next"

Posted on: 2012/7/18 8:51
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