IM sure you are "firm" friends and lens each other a hand with jobs Ivan. And I guess when you get that bit between your teeth your like a,Melbourne cup winner, just cop a flogging till you have done your dash

The storys all wrong. Yes its a mystery car dealership set up to begin a franchise type sales dealership where you but a car and can get fries with it or upsize your meal.
It wasn't overly successful back in the sixties seeing they built it where there were no roads or infrastructure.
Indiana Jones heard about this place and went on a new crusade. He needed a vehicle with a large boot to carry around the arc of the covenant with all those melted freaky Germans in it.
He was mildly disappointed in the boot space in the datsuns put those pesky Japanese car dealers insisted Mr Jones please persist to try and fit the arc in the boot. It was very accommodating in size.
Poor short stuff accidentally bumped the lid off the arc slightly letting out those pesky Germans to harvest the fouls if the living. But as those Japanese were 500km inland their sushi was a but warm and stake. Thus caused bad gastro and stinky farts. The Germans just created a big sandstorm and buried the dealership. Jones grabbed a beer from the arc Eski and slip the kid back on. Driving off into the sunset . Key Indiana Jones movie music here