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Joke - Condom Factory burns down in Australia!
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Kevin Rudd, Prime Minister of Australia, is awoken at 4am by the telephone.

Kevin, its the health Minister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency!!!

I've just received word that the Durex factory in Sydney has burned to the ground.

It is estimated that the entire Australian supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week!

PM: 'SHIT!!! - the economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - we’ll be ruined!!'

Health Minister: 'We're going to have to ship some in from....Britain?'

PM: ‘No chance!! The Poms will have a field day on this one!!'

Health Minister: 'What about South Africa?'

PM: ‘I’ll call SA - tell them we need ten million condoms; ten inches long and eight inches thick!!

That way they'll continue to respect the wallabies!'

Three days later a delighted Kevin rushes out to open the boxes.
He finds ten million condoms, 10 inches long, 8 inches thick, all colored green and gold with small writing on each one...

MADE IN South Africa
- SIZE: Small

Posted on: 2009/10/7 9:26
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ahahahaha haha ha

Posted on: 2009/10/7 10:10
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I heard he wanted Australians to recycle their condoms...

By turning them inside out after use and "Shaking the Fcuk" out of it!!

Posted on: 2009/10/7 10:44
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Re: Joke - Condom Factory burns down in Australia!
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at least its not like new zealand, they still use lamb intestines, shame they cant wait for them to come out of the sheep first

Posted on: 2009/10/7 11:22
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Whahahaha hell no! How did this whole sheep thing start that you guys are so famous for?

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Ironically, it started with a sheep!

Posted on: 2009/10/7 12:01
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lol

Posted on: 2009/10/7 12:03
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Lmfao hahaha

Posted on: 2009/10/7 12:35
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i dont know which came forst the chicken or the egg but who wants a used sheep from a kiwi any way (except another kiwi maybe, or a tasmainian)

Posted on: 2009/10/8 10:52
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OI, we dont like sheep.. we like cousins.. (joking)

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