I once had a bird #OOPS# on me flying past, not even under a tree. even more unlucky than that, I was at an open air amphitheatere (adelaide festival theatre) type place with heaps of other people all around and out of everyone sitting there it had to get me,
so after your luck getting shat on why push it and buy a lotto ticket?

Apparently it is good luck if a bird does a crap on you. and I did win lotto, a staggering $23 dollars or something like that. As for the boredom, I have been a little more mobile in the last week, I got a new cast put on after I heavily persuaded them to do so, polyester job, lightweight and heaps more comfortable too, and Blue!, (I asked for pink but they said that my sexuality was in question enough without adding the coloured cast to top it off), the only problem being is that on a couple of occasions I have overdone it. Now it is swollen and aching again.

This morning I got the job of dropping my eldest off to school, All good, Went to the post office, arrived too early, had to wait for 10 minutes while the bastards scratched their nuts, posted off the tacho and decided to go to JB to get Family Guy season 8. JB don't open till 10, so I wasted some time at Knox with my youngest at the bike shop etc, whatever was open really and close, walking very slow with one crutch isn't easy. Finally got into JB and look but there is a massive hole in the FG collection. No season 8. Shiza!!

but ypou still stood there scratching your nuts too, thats what the crutch was for, not your ankle- i see through you plan (just like your thin cotton nighty)

It was not that boring last night at least. Poor Nick (supafatto) got stuck on my driveway and had to rely on a cripple to get him out of his little mess!! He spent alot of time looking at my crutch though. A bit rude really.

is that how you acquire your parts? get teh kids to go flatten their tyres while inside for your services?

and i was going to come vist maybe today if las eventuated abd brought me out that way.

You're a Freak Mik. Leave the kids out of it. Don't project your fantasies onto me!

Yes Mik is a freak, a very witty freak!

Was that a typo Levey? Surely you meant Twitty!!

Bitty?, want bitty!

Yeah I think it was a typo!