Its a spun big end on #1.
We believe that the cause of death (injury actually - death is a tad strong) is that someone ran the engine either without oil or with very low oil. Cylinder #1 is first stop after the oil pump, so if the oil pump took a gulp of air - Cylinder #1 would be the first to spin dry. Sound feasible?
The big end bearings don't even look that bad considering the trauma they've endured. You can see the scratch mark across the left one, showing where the right one came to rest after it spun.
Anyway, after removing the oil film from the crank journal there doesn't appear to be ANY scoring of the surface - so I will gap up a new pair of bearings, throw them in, and call it fixed for now. Lets face it, its a 60,000km old $250 engine (inc ecu & loom) so no point spending big bucks on it - without at least trying the cheap fix option first...