I'm up for it, but how do you propose to run it?

Personally, I find UFC and MMA boring (and I'm an MMA exponent). Weapons are way more fun, anyone for using tools and random datto parts?

Datsun parts aren't really going to cause enough damage. We may need to use something that's a bit heavier and more likely to cause serious lasting injuries.
Balsa wood springs to mind as meeting these criteria.... At the very least it will cause more damage than a Datsun bonnet across the chops.

Balsa wood is fine, but the good ol' torque wrench is my weapon of choice!!

A right angle die grinder with a carbide burr attachment, whilst not being the easiest weapon to wield, would be able to render considerable lacerations and possibly even promote blood flow when used during grappling.
A 10" angle grinder would also exponentially increase the damage inflicted.

how about a rusty piece of wheel arch for stabbing?

Im not convinced that the power tools are the way forward. What if your oppenant unplugged you!! maybe battery powered...

a 5" would have to be the best choice though. not too big (9") not too small (4"). i would use a flap disk on mine. Not the instant lacerations, but it would rip off bits of arm and leg. Cutting disk is a clean cut. A flappa would dislodge chunks.

Power tool of choice, would have to be a die grinder with tapered steel burr for good ole stabbing action!!

Oh and i dispute that car parts woundt be enough. I reckon a bonnet to the chops would cause some pain, maybe remove teeth. Difficult to wield mind you, but an effective bonker to the head.

I reckon a steel fan blade setup from a thou, used ninja star style might be fun.

Perhaps setup mad max 3 cage style

You'd want to run that flap disc on a drill in reverse to get chunks off

I'll use my framing nailer, take the safety off and I can shoot about 2 3 inch nail a second!

oooh bugger on the nail gun. But you have one weakness. you need an airline!
Wonder what the effective range would be?

Perhaps a steering box with the column still attached. Thats got some weight and a handle to boot!

This style??



or this

Stuff your airlines, I'll be bringing my Paslode!

Ten paces and fast on the trigger does it!