Dan,
When I was in NZ they gave me some minty sorta incense they said would calm me. Made me look at sheep real strange, In a not natural kinda way.

I wanted to hugem, n kuss em, n takem home to meet my mum. I was told velcro gloves (available in most NZ haberdashers) would solve my problems with containment.

P.S. The beer In Palmy North (Tiwi dark??)made me hallucinate!! True dinkum gods honour. It cost me heaps in therapy when I got home. I kept telling them I wanted to go back. They had to lock me up n feed me lotsa Coruba to re-habilitate me
God bless the Silver Fern!
See I did get some reference to the topic into the post

Disclaimer _ No offence intended to sheep, Kiwis sheep herders, My mum,
NZ-Haberdashers, The good people of Palmy North, Brewers of Tiwi beer, The Rum company (makers of Coruba), or the Silver Fern.

I'll take fush and chups over fiesh and cheeps any day!

Come now, gents.

Surely the GF1200L cannot cause dissention amongst the Antipodean allies

now you heard about jesus turning water into wine, do you think if you ask nicely, he could turn it into av gas?

Haha. We deserve it ! Hell they even advertise Sheep drench on prime time TV down here.Farm animals aren't safe unless they're in peak physical condition. God don't live here no more and some of the Beer can make you worship the devil himself , sign your Datsun registration away (in blood) - for the promise of seeing a Silver Ferns shapely leg as she defends the 'goal' area. I haven't seen any velcro gloves, but I see a lot of sheepskin steering wheel covers which itself is a little disturbing.