Ther once was a man from calcutta ,who peaked at his wife through a shutter ,All he could see was the back of one knee and the balls of the bloke tha was upa

I'm not sure if the right answer is LOL or WTF ?

Love a limerick........
2 criteria though - Has to be funny & disgusting.

eg/
There once was a rabbi named Keith, who performed circumcisions with his teeth.
It was not for leisure, nor sexual pleasure, but to get to the cheese underneath.

Thank-you... I'll be here all week

my turn, this was from a rodney rude cd I had
There once was a man from glentrostril, who's tiny pin dick used to make women sick so he rooted his cat in the nostril!

Quote:

haha that one's written on the wall of the ####ters in BOZO dept ANU

A mathematician named Bath
Let x equal half that he hath.

He gave away y
Then sat down to pi

And choked. What a sad aftermath.

A minor league pitcher, McDowell
Pitched an egg at a batter named Owl.

They cried "Get a hit!"
But it hatched in the mitt

And the umpire called it a fowl.

These ones are gold:
There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for a swim in the lake

A man in a punt
Stuck an oar in her ear

And said "You can't swim here, it's private."

Or,

There once was an athlete of Venice
Who liked to play matches of tennis

When a ball hit him hard
He went to a ward

Where a doctor did cut off his foot.




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